booksareamagicalportal:

If I died without hearing a single guy or girl tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul and that they love , love , love me and never wish be parted from me from that day on , I wouldn’t have lived a happy life at all .

taskmastercaps:

[ID: Ten screencaps from Taskmaster. Paul Chowdhry is seated holding a wrapped gift for Greg Davies. Paul says, “Well, you’re a man that likes women. I’ve known you for a long time. You’ve had a lot of women in your life.” Greg protests, “Don’t say it in that creepy voice. Yeah, I like women. I like men. It’s all good.” Paul says, “But mainly women, innit?” Alex Horne interjects, “What do you think he’s got in the box at this stage?” Concerned, Greg replies, “I mean, a severed hand?” Paul continues, “So, you’re a man that likes women.” Greg stares into the camera, bemused, and the audience laughs. End ID.]

theft-and-shrubbery:

please take my favorite part of taskmaster so far this season, the mysterious box

divinegregdavies:

#Tasksmooching

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taskmastercaps:
“[ID: A screencap of Greg Davies on Taskmaster, saying, “Powerful homoeroticism. I really enjoyed it.” End ID.]
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taskmastercaps:

[ID: A screencap of Greg Davies on Taskmaster, saying, “Powerful homoeroticism. I really enjoyed it.” End ID.]

rodrickheffeley:

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idk why or how but they both lie on the opposite sides of the same spectrum

glorianas:
“this is why god allows him to be that hot
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glorianas:

this is why god allows him to be that hot

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kaypkim:
“im real tired of being so average but i have no idea how to stop
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kaypkim:

im real tired of being so average but i have no idea how to stop

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reigoanaratsu:

cumtuba:

firesuns:

judgejudyofficial:

testosterowned:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

this post teleported me back to 2011

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

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world heritage post

my legacy lives on

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surprisebitch:

miathermopolips:

notwiselybuttoowell:

dailycinema:

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu
screencaps from 30 Rock showing Liz asking Jack why he's wearing a tux, to which he replied "it's after six. What am I, a farmer?"
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the holy trinity

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